Now,
for the life of me,
I missed in my history’s lesson in school that Sir Abe was a vampire hunter. Maybe I feel asleep,  passing notes, or skipped the class together. Either way, Abe was DAMN cool if I do say so my self. He was 1809′s “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”! Well, they decided to be a bio-epic of all his vampire slaying and the blood sucking in a new movie.

Check the trailer below for all the goodness…

AND THAT IS NOT THE REAL ABE IN THE MOVIE!
ONE WOULD THINK!
BUT IT’S NOT! NO, IT’S NOT! 
I DID MY RESEARCH AND COME TO FIND OUT THOSE ARE LOOSELY BASED ACCOUNTS! 

Damn! I’m like hooked! I knew the Washington Monument resembled a wooden stake. People thought I was crazy. They were telling me erect penis. I thought they were insane, and perverted, because I immediately thought vampires! It’s like these movie creators are telling me a part of history I did not know! It’s when I found out Spam was not real meat. Disgusted, yet fascinated at the same time!

If they tell me George Washington helped the Auto-bots save the nation from crisis, I may faint.