Oh no they didn’t! Did Beyonce and Jay-Z avoid Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, recently? Reportedly, the royal couple hid in a van outside of Carmelo Anthony’s dinner party until the Yin and Yang were nowhere in sight.

When it comes to the top of the Hollywood food chain, Bey and Jay pretty much dangle at the peak all by themselves, save for the occasional headline of Brangelina and Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.

Lo and behold, Hollyscoop said The Louis Vuitton Don and his Keeping Up With The Kardashians serial-dater-turned-entrepeneuer girlfriend, tried rubbing elbows with Beyonce and Jay-Z. However, the couple took cover in the van until the bad news bears got in the wind.

Sources say the couple refused to enter a dinner hosted by the New York Knicks star for fear of being caught in the same photo with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.

Word is Ye wants him and his new chick to be the newest sensation in Hollywood. On how will he do it: by upstaging or being on the same level as Blue Ivy’s parents. Good luck with that, bro.

A number of things are wrong with his so-called image-overhauling plans. First of all, both West and Kardashian have scarred pasts (and presents). One suffers from foot-in-mouth-disease, while the other changes men like she changes her skivvies (assuming she wears any).

Second, it is hard to reinvent the wheel, per se. What KimYe is allegedly trying to do has been done, and only comes around once every decade or generation.

Last, it’s Kim and Kanye.

If Beyonce and Jay-Z really dissed Kardashian and West, was that arrogant, or just what the doctor ordered?

“OMG JAY HERE THEY COME!”

“SHIT! RECLINE! RE-FUCKING-CLINE!”

#curved.