Chris Brown Wants To Breed With You

Well not that kind of breed.

Although I am sure some of you horn balls started looking for tickets his next concert. I see you.

Check to see Chris Brown’s newest business venture…

In surprising celebrity business ventures news, it appears Chris Brown is putting his assets into a little bit of adorableness.

The entertainer’s mother, Joyce Hawkins, tweeted an announcement of the new business on Sunday night, along with a link to the new “CB Breeds” web site:

On the site, Brown is seen posing with a puppy above a list of named, adoptable pets, all of which are priced at “$1,000 each.”

If this is some sort of ploy to get us to associate Chris Brown with cute puppies, we’re just not going to fall for … – oh gawwwwd look at ‘Freedom’s’ little wrinkles!

Perhaps this is some sort of effort on Brown’s part to rehabilitate his image amidstrumors of his and singer Rihanna’s romantic reconciliation.

But are puppies enough?

Source: Huffington Post

How do you get said dogs?
Can we go to his house and see it before purchase?
Are they shipped FedEx?
Is there a 30 day return policy?
Do we get a free CD with purchase?
Discount on concert tickets?

Im asking the important questions for the consumer.

My main question is why did he not buy a domain and make the site a little more professional? Lord, who does this boy’s PR?

I need them to get it together!

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